What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

deez nuts

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Racial Equality

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...