- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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