- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

BIG PENIS

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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