I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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