- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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