- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock knock Come in

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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