Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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