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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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