- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

My spelling is horrible

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

all these jokes are horrible now

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??