Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

nolan is gay

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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