If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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