- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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