Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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