- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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