Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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