- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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