- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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