- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What did the snake say to the rat?

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

An Asian with a big dick.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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