- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Knock Knock Who's there

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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