- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

A fat guy!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

hey hey apple

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Yellow People !!

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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