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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

So one time there was this woman learning...

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

I named my son ps2 controller

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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