Why can't february march Because april may

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A man walks into a vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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