What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

hey hey apple

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A man walked into a bar owch

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Whats green? The color green.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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