A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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