- Anti Joke

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Black people having a Job.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Face...the other white meat!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Black people having a Job.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Face...the other white meat!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm