- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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