There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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