- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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