- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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