- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Urban ghettos

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??