If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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hi penis ham telephone

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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An man walks to a bra

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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