- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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