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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

what is 3+3= 8

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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