- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

My Nan, that is all.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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