- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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