WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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