A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Anti Joke

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