What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Your mother just died.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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one stop shop

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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