Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Honk if you're Amish!

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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