The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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