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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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