Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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