- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

A American seeking into mexico

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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