- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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