- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Your mam is so fat.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What is 9+10? 19

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

A lot eh?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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