Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Chuck Norris is dead......

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

salad days!

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

The Princess is in another castle

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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