Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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