Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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the NAACP

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Black people having a Job.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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