- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Charlie Sheen

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

the economy.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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