- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What's half of 8? o

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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