- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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