- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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