why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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