Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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