Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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