- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Justin Bieber

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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