Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

G:nock nock B:come in!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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