- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Matthew Wyckoff

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

what did jacob say to coach a joke

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