What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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