- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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