- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't just stand there

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

anti jokes are really funny

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

A man walked into a bar owch

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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