- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What is green and slow Grass.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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