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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a black man did not eat chicken.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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