What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Make me famous

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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