a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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