When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Gay republicans

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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